[RE: MARIA HILL

Mr. Fury,

Ms. Hill will be needing a few days off this week. I’ve sent her a request to be a guest singer in a new *stks song. While recording wouldn’t take too long, we’ve decided to make a music video for this particular number.]

[RE: MARIA HILL

Mr. Fury,

Ms. Hill will be needing a few days off this week. I’ve sent her a request to be a guest singer in a new *stks song. While recording wouldn’t take too long, we’ve decided to make a music video for this particular number.]

[RE: LIQUOR SHORTAGE

Mr. Fury,

The fire alarm will no longer be used to alert the staff of liquor shortages. I was not thinking properly when I used it last time and had to wait two hours for the fire department to clear the building before I was able to send an assistant to the liquor store to refill the cabinet. Thus, I have taken it upon myself to have a specific alarm installed throughout headquarters.

I would like to schedule a practice drill this Friday at 1:30PM.]

[RE: LIQUOR SHORTAGE

Mr. Fury,

The fire alarm will no longer be used to alert the staff of liquor shortages. I was not thinking properly when I used it last time and had to wait two hours for the fire department to clear the building before I was able to send an assistant to the liquor store to refill the cabinet. Thus, I have taken it upon myself to have a specific alarm installed throughout headquarters.

I would like to schedule a practice drill this Friday at 1:30PM.]

[RE: NOOBS

Mr. Fury,

Attached you will find the design for the staff shirt for all new recruits and lower-ranking agents. Let me know which is more appropriate.]

[RE: DAYCARE / ZOO

Mr. Fury,

Might I suggest you stop letting Thor and Hawkeye into the building?]

[RE: DAYCARE / ZOO

Mr. Fury,

Might I suggest you stop letting Thor and Hawkeye into the building?]

[RE: APPROPRIATE RESPONSE

Mr. Fury,

Doesn’t matter. Had sex.]

(sumbitted by: thetimeplatypus)

[RE: APPROPRIATE RESPONSE

Mr. Fury,

Doesn’t matter. Had sex.]

(sumbitted by: thetimeplatypus)

[RE: BREAST CANCER AWARENESS

Mr. Fury,

I would like to inquire about the consequences of Loki and Wilson’s prank for those SHIELD employees who have no hair.

On another note, I stopped by your office and you weren’t there. Is everything alright?]

[RE: BREAST CANCER AWARENESS

Mr. Fury,

I would like to inquire about the consequences of Loki and Wilson’s prank for those SHIELD employees who have no hair.

On another note, I stopped by your office and you weren’t there. Is everything alright?]

RE: The Unannounced Hiatus

Followers:

I would like to personally apologize for the unannounced hiatus that this digital documentation record took for the past month. The unpaid intern in charge of keeping this record updated apparently was having difficulties balancing this vital work alongside the demands of her Masters program and student teaching. Why she found this challenging, I have not the slightest.

However, I would like to assure you that I have had a long discussion with her, after which Pepper had a long discussion with me, and things are getting back on track. Any delays henceforth are unfortunate but justified.

- Stark out

[RE: SOYLENT GREEN

Mr. Fury,

I was simply attempting to give a reasonable explanation as to why Deadpool has been frequenting the HQ lately. 

That, and making a point to the chefs, who obviously are in need of some culinary skills.]

[RE: SOYLENT GREEN

Mr. Fury,

I was simply attempting to give a reasonable explanation as to why Deadpool has been frequenting the HQ lately.

That, and making a point to the chefs, who obviously are in need of some culinary skills.]

[RE: THIN WALLS 

Mr. Fury, 

I apologize that any merriment Captain Rogers and I may partake in today may permeate the thin walls of the HQ. However, I believe this only emphasizes the fact that the poor construction of the building is a matter that clearly needs to be addressed.

This will not, however, influence our activities in any way.]

[RE: THIN WALLS

Mr. Fury,

I apologize that any merriment Captain Rogers and I may partake in today may permeate the thin walls of the HQ. However, I believe this only emphasizes the fact that the poor construction of the building is a matter that clearly needs to be addressed.

This will not, however, influence our activities in any way.]

[RE: STEVE

Mr. Fury,

Thank you for the information. I was wondering where he was.]

[RE: STEVE

Mr. Fury,

Thank you for the information. I was wondering where he was.]

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