Tumblr (3.0; @repliestofury)http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vl8ml0Ps1roawxvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://fuckyeah-avengers.tumblr.com/post/22421206570/what-is-this-straight-up-fucking-90s-boyband">RE: MARIA HILL</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>Ms. Hill will be needing a few days off this week. I’ve sent her a request to be a guest singer in a new <a href="http://fuckyeah-avengers.tumblr.com/post/22421206570/what-is-this-straight-up-fucking-90s-boyband">*stks</a> song. While recording wouldn’t take too long, we’ve decided to make a music video for this particular number.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/25443523254http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/25443523254Tue, 19 Jun 2012 10:43:34 -0700Tony StarkIron ManReplies to FuryNick FurySHIELDAvengers*stksMarvel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5upu8svXJ1roawxvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/25194207001/submitted-by-foxwiththeredfeathers-mr-stark">RE: LIQUOR SHORTAGE</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>The fire alarm will no longer be used to alert the staff of liquor shortages. I was not thinking properly when I used it last time and had to wait two hours for the fire department to clear the building before I was able to send an assistant to the liquor store to refill the cabinet. Thus, I have taken it upon myself to have a specific alarm installed throughout headquarters.</p> <p>I would like to schedule a practice drill this Friday at 1:30PM.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/25420553057http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/25420553057Mon, 18 Jun 2012 23:25:20 -0700Tony StarkIron ManReplies to FuryNick FurySHIELDAvengersMarvel<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5up0jUwey1roawxvo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5up0jUwey1roawxvo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5up0jUwey1roawxvo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5up0jUwey1roawxvo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/25222499319/submitted-by-vintageandroid-referring-to-new">RE: NOOBS</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>Attached you will find the design for the staff shirt for all new recruits and lower-ranking agents. Let me know which is more appropriate.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/25419860808http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/25419860808Mon, 18 Jun 2012 23:07:00 -0700Tony StarkIron ManReplies to FuryNick FurySHIELDMarvelAvengers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mjmpGIPS1roawxvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/25104505572/submitted-by-agentpcoulson-s-h-i-e-l-d-is">RE: DAYCARE / ZOO</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>Might I suggest you stop letting Thor and Hawkeye into the building?]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/25110094053http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/25110094053Thu, 14 Jun 2012 13:30:25 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ks5aIx3x1roawxvo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/23226576921/submitted-by-claire-all-s-h-i-e-l-d-personnel%22">RE: APPROPRIATE RESPONSE<br/></a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>Doesn’t matter. Had sex.]</p> <p><small>(sumbitted by: <a href="http://thetimeplatypus.tumblr.com/">thetimeplatypus</a>)</small></p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/25046250602http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/25046250602Wed, 13 Jun 2012 14:39:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x0p54XYd1roawxvo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/20402777716/loki-and-agent-wilson-are-not-allowed-to">RE: BREAST CANCER AWARENESS</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>I would like to inquire about the consequences of Loki and Wilson’s prank for those SHIELD employees who have no hair.</p> <p>On another note, I stopped by your office and you weren’t there. Is everything alright?]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/20416168811http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/20416168811Tue, 03 Apr 2012 11:00:00 -0700Tony StarkIron ManNick FuryLokiAgent WilsonWade WilsonDeadpoolbreast cancer awareness for the baldAvengersSHIELDMarvel<p>Followers:</p> <p>I would like to personally apologize for the unannounced hiatus that this digital documentation record took for the past month. The unpaid intern in charge of keeping this record updated apparently was having difficulties balancing this vital work alongside the demands of her Masters program and student teaching. Why she found this challenging, I have not the slightest.</p> <p>However, I would like to assure you that I have had a long discussion with her, after which Pepper had a long discussion with me, and things are getting back on track. Any delays henceforth are unfortunate but justified.</p> <p>- Stark out</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/20186470438http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/20186470438Fri, 30 Mar 2012 14:13:48 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1puhxEuc21roawxvo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/20162922200/the-mess-hall-staff-have-requested-that-the">RE: SOYLENT GREEN</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>I was simply attempting to give a reasonable explanation as to why Deadpool has been frequenting the HQ lately. </p> <p>That, and making a point to the chefs, who obviously are in need of some culinary skills.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/20185928832http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/20185928832Fri, 30 Mar 2012 14:03:00 -0700Iron ManTony Starksoylent greenNick FuryAvengersSHIELDMarvel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzf01kNWLF1roawxvo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[RE: <a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/17637330694/submitted-by-graysonnightwing-mr-stark-and">THIN WALLS </a></p> <p>Mr. Fury, </p> <p>I apologize that any merriment Captain Rogers and I may partake in today may permeate the thin walls of the HQ. However, I believe this only emphasizes the fact that the poor construction of the building is a matter that clearly needs to be addressed.</p> <p>This will not, however, influence our activities in any way.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17640315709http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17640315709Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:22:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzeng0TWxy1roawxvo1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/17624875280/submitted-by-the-crystalmage-all-personnel-are">RE: STEVE</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>Thank you for the information. I was wondering where he was.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17625057849http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17625057849Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:50:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzem4aD8TW1roawxvo1_r3_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/17603646964/submitted-by-bbkld-let-me-say-this-up-front">RE: VALENTINE’S DAY, BARTON OFF LIMITS</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>I would appreciate if you would not take Barton off the table as the butt of practice jokes this Valentine’s Day. JARVIS has informed me that my suit is now pink and someone has managed to alter the ARC Reactor display into the shape of a heart. </p> <p>I much rather Barton be experiencing this.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17623454988http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17623454988Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:21:00 -0800Tony StarkIron ManNick FurySHIELDAvengersMarvelValentine's Day<p>Due to the fact that my instinctive reaction to receiving emails from Mr. Fury is to press the delete button, I realize that there are memos that may very well pertain to me that I do not have the chance to reply to. Thus, if any of my fellow Avengers feel the impressing need, they can now <a href="http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/submit">submit Mr. Fury&#8217;s memos</a> to me via my online documentation site: <a href="http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/.">http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/.</a></p> <p>- Stark out</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17459032467http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17459032467Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:14:00 -0800Tony StarkIron ManNick FurySHIELDAvengersMarvel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5qhpCtyI1roawxvo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/17316147463/submitted-by-daemon2-thor-is-hereby-banned-from">RE: HQ REPAIRS</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>You know that I am more than willing to help SHIELD in any way possible, including giving financial aid. However, if you require funds to repair the SHIELD HQ my only request is that my personal contractor is hired and I head the project myself. </p> <p>The HQ will be better than ever. Trust me.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17354382758http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17354382758Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:17:00 -0800Tony StarkIron ManNick FurySHIELDAvengersMarvel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5ielCuSm1roawxvo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/17311313165/submitted-by-henriettaholden-mr-stark-is">RE: BRIEFCASE SUIT READINESS</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury, </p> <p>I completely understand and have taken measures to correct my behavior.</p> <p>Pepper has just returned with a satin red thong.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17343980056http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17343980056Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:23:00 -0800tony starkiron mannick furySHIELDAvengersMarvel<p>Apologies for the technical malfunction. I am aware that multiple copies of my copy of &#8220;RE: Stark Naked&#8221; posted multiple times and have corrected the issue.</p> <p>- Stark out</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17307631782http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17307631782Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:36:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz422o1s041roawxvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/17167615486/submitted-by-notanightlight-although-most">RE: STARK NAKED</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>I would like to thank you for the “stark naked” memo. Following the reciept of this memo, Stark Industries has produced a trademarked game named “Stark Naked.” Final production should be concluding at the end of the week. I will make sure it is added to the Tower’s game room.</p> <p>As a show of gratitude, here is a bottle of Herradura Seleccion Suprema.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17307510299http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/17307510299Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:32:00 -0800tony starknick furyiron manSHIELDAvengersMarvel<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqkzfV7U31roawxvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><i>Backlogged</i></p> <p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/13702111862/suggested-by-becauseforoncethisisme-no-one-is">RE: TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>Regarding the incident from the other night, I was not recreating any scenarios from “texts from last night.” The entries were from my phone—take it up with Barton.</p> <p>As a side note, I’d like to say that the officer took <a href="http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-33838.html">my comment about not being very good at tests</a> relatively well (I’ve filed a reimbursement form for my bail with Accounting), and <a href="http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-33835.html">the blood on my suit</a> was from an AT Blood Bag exploding on me (you will likely be receiving a letter from Good Samaritan regarding the incident).</p> <p>Also, security didn’t stop me on my way into the Tower. You might want to have a discussion with them about being more wary when drunk and bloodied persons attempt to enter. Just as an FYI.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/16885274987http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/16885274987Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:54:00 -0800tony starkiron mannick furyavengersmarvelSHIELD<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyot6rb3Is1roawxvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><i>Backlogged</i></p> <p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/14929236890/submitted-by-thetalkingbandersnatch-this-is-to">RE: EYE PATCH TUESDAYS</a></p> <p>Assembled Avengers,</p> <p>Bald Thursdays and Drinking Lunch Weekdays are still on.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/16843618162http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/16843618162Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:56:00 -0800tony starkiron mannick furyavengersmarvelSHIELD<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyngzmq4wA1roawxvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/16759355225/submitted-by-h-savinien-agents-are-reminded">RE: HARRISON FORD</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>I want to assure you that the incident involving the F-16 fighter jet was not an imitation of Harrison Ford, and was, in fact, something I saw Robert Downey Jr. do in one of his movies. It worked for him.</p> <p>I’m sure you know the pilot is fine. </p> <p>No harm, no foul.]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/16809266242http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/16809266242Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:35:46 -0800tony starknick furyiron manthe avengersmarvelS.H.I.E.L.D.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lynft1LmqB1roawxvo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/post/16772738347/submitted-by-notanightlight-the-official">RE: QUINJET MODIFICATIONS</a></p> <p>Mr. Fury,</p> <p>The message regarding the Quinjet has been recieved. No “modifications” shall be made. ;D</p> <p>On an unrelated note, money I spend on the Avengers is a tax write-off of some sort, correct?]</p>http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/16808447633http://repliestofury.tumblr.com/post/16808447633Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:10:00 -0800tony starkiron mannick furyavengersmarvel